Josh Adler, Philadelphia
More police officers means shutting down from the Delaware to the Turnpike. More police officers means slowing down city hall from rallies competing for clean air. More police officers means you may never reach the bridge.
More police officers means more police officers singing the ‘X-Files’ theme song to themselves, means more police officers feeling lucky that they were caught along the river with more police officers where the currents open-carry more police officers to where they’ll float downstream on inner-city-tubes inflated with more police officers celebrating more police officers in certain places.
